Here at 12 Apostles we appreciate how easy it can be to wander from the righteous path. After all, to err is human and we are all but flesh and blood. In an effort to help minimise the consequences of some of the common transgressions we have designed a handy on-line confessional booth. If you have committed any of the indiscretions listed below simply enter your email address in the appropriate box and press the 'absolve me' button. You will receive a email from a certified 12 Apostles advisor detailing the appropriate penitence for your misdemeanour. A wonderful review of the Vines / Datsuns / D4 / latest garage punk outfit in NME convinced you to rush out and purchase their CD's. I'm really tall and I like to stand in front of people at gigs. Regular cocaine use has become somewhat of a chore, so much so that Buddha Bar CD's appear to sound bangin' You have found yourself coveting your neighbour's record collection. In a moment of reckless abandon you requested a track from the DJ whilst out clubbing. You have been listening to the kind of radio station that only recycles tired old chart material presented by tiresome imbeciles. You don't understand what all the fuss about Elvis is about. You can't remember the last time you went to see a band play. 12 Apostles respect your privacy. Any email addresses submitted to our Absolution Solution utility will never be disclosed to a third party or used for any purpose other than sending you your penitence.